You have some very happy glasses, this inmate is grinning even wider than its successor. Funniest reflection yet - looks like a cartoon character :)
Reminds me (there's that bell again..) of a story my dad passed along, supposedly originating in the area he was born, our own variant of the bible belt. It's often referred to as "the dark mainland" here, directly translated. They were hard working, good, honest folks there, but many considered the gift of life to be more of a curse than a blessing.
So, a new priest had arrived in the parish. Soon after he invited local officials for dinner. To pay his respects and get acquainted. Rumors soon spread: Supposedly, the priest had served wine at the dinner! This didn't go down well with the locals, who discussed how to handle the situation. They decided an elder member of the congregation was to approach the priest, and confront him with the rumor.
One late evening there was a knock on the priest's door, and outside stood the old man, serious look on his face. The priest understood it was an urgent matter, and listened carefully while the man brought forth his message. He finally explained how they'd heard that wine had been served in the priest's own home, and now wished to know if there could possibly be any truth to this rumor.
The priest, who enjoyed a good glass of wine now and then, didn't want to get off on the wrong foot with his new fold. But he couldn't exactly lie to the man either. So he admitted that yes, he had actually served wine to his guests. And then he swiftly went on to explain how this was no sin, telling about how Jesus himself miraculously had turned water into wine at the wedding in Canaan.
The old man just looked even more sinister. "We know that", he replied, "..but we don't like it."
