The 30th Annual U.S. Open Sandcastle Competition! What does that even mean? Well, it means that fools fly in from as far as Australia to build a sandcastle and have a chance at winning - wait for it - ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS! There were a million trillion people here this year, and no one directing traffic to the ONE ROAD that comes in and out of IB, so the enjoyment I had while having a look at piles of sand was tainted by the two hours I spent trying to leave the show. :-/