"...about to become a Fucking Mess."

- Brimstone
by Douglas Preston and Lincoln Child

I got my new computer this evening.
When I booted it up, I quickly realized that the data on it was * not * mine.
They had loaded someone else's data onto my computer.
Bank statements, passwords, you name it.
Turns out, someone with the exact same last name had come in on the same day with the same problem.
* not happy *