Happy Birthday, baby bro!
I'll always be older than you...
...and shorter, for that matter!

Good fortune to you this year whether in storm, or in calm.

I was going to try and use an actual birthday candle, but all we had were the gag type that you can't blow out.
Since there was no one here to laugh at me, I decided to forgo the pleasure.(!)
(I always thought those were funny until it happened to me...)