This is for all the times I shred the paper towel, and the times that I attack the African Violets
and dash them to the floor, or when I come flying out of a darkened room with a yowl and "tag" an
unsuspecting leg, or whatever I can hit. And for the times I...

The list goes on.

Tough call on this; there was another of Zuke that was technically better/sharper
(this is a hair off), but this one...well, who can resist this look?