My brother didn't know what this H&D was for, but he summed up the thought behind it perfectly:

"It's what you get for someone when you don't know them and you don't give a crap."

That's exactly what this is.

I only ate the fruit; the pears were kind of wooden, the apples mealy-textured, and
I couldn't even give some of the rest of it away. I kept the pepper relish as one of
my only souvenirs...I don't even know what the heck it is, but it's unappealing.