I was always the one who volunteered to stay on the ground and watch the little ones.
(I just flat hate rollercoasters and rides with any drop or height.)

Cristi, my brave creek rakin' 12 guage shootin' fearless Tom boy
reported shortly after this ride(between groans and swigs of pepto),

That was my last rollercoaster ride
(see 1st car 2nd row both she and Walker)



I feel better about my manhood now