Rules of Engagement According to Cats

Okay! We all know that our animals bring us undeniable joy and love when we least expect it. So I must share. My kitties love to be in the middle of everything. Our gray and white kitty, whom we named Mitzi when we adopted her almost 20 years ago, preferred to be called "Bitch Cat." She was a curmudgeon of a cat who demanded, and got, our love 24/7. Our beloved kitty went to be with our other sweet heavenly angels in August 2012. Rest in Peace, Sweet Pea! Our 5-year-old sweet black and white kitty, whose given name is Luvabuggin, prefers to be called "Tazzy" (short for Tasmanian Devil.) She is a polydactyl (lots of toes!) and very laid-back. Our newest addition is Harmony. She also goes by the name "CC," which stands for Chucky's Child (do we still have Chucky fans out there?) She is 2 years old and has lots of personality. She tires Tazzy out on a daily basis as she runs around the house like a crazy cat. Between the two of them, they keep our household laughing.

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Life is good wrapped in my cat cacoon!	I think I need my attorney!	Climbing Mt. Catimanjaro	That's hysterical! You thinkin' I'm scratching furniture!	Ouch! Kinked neck! I really need a softer pillow!	Mama says, "Never take treats from a stranger!"	Go ahead, Punk, make my day!
I'm destined to be the next America's Top Model for our favorite jewelry CATalog!	I may look like an angel, but I'm Chucky's Child through and through!	My cats - face to face	Rest in Peace, Sweet Girl - May 1995 - August 2012	Daydreaming and Bird Watching	Hmmm....I'm thinkin' tuna for dinner tonight!	Ah! Sunning myself in the middle of winter!
Only advantage of being old - sleeping ALOT!	"Enough cat candy kisses already! A claw, strategically inserted into her jugular, should fix this problem...."	"Who cares about jewelry making. I AM NOT HAVING A GOOD DAY AT ALL!"	"Psst! Did you hear that? I think there is a boogey cat in the house!"	This cat cocoon is ALL mine! Back off!	8th wonder of the world....7-toed cat foot!	Get that friggin' camera outta my face!
Listen to me ROAR!	Oh no! A tree hugger!	Leap of Faith	Sleeping Beauty	Our Newest Addition - Harmony!	I just LOVE boxes!	Damned Birds Tormenting My Cat!
Ahhh! Living the good life in a watercolor photo!	Beulah, peel me a rat!	Rat Patrol....Seven down, five more to go.....	"What a CATastrophe! She's never going to believe this was an accident!"	And this little piggy went "Wee! Wee! Wee!" all the way home. ... "But, Mom, I have two more toes....What did thoes piggies do?"	"You have sufficiently irritated me. I'm opening a can of whoop ass on you! Prepare to die!"	"Life is good!"
"Ah! Life on the road....Nothing sweeter than sunning ourselves on the dash in our motorhome!"	"Who does she think she is? She never told me NOT to put the ring down the garbage disposal!"	"While she's making jewelry, we'll escape, catch some birds...rumble with the neighborhood cats...and be back before dark!"	"This darned mouse tail lacks substance and taste, compared to the one I brought Mom home the other day!"	"Let me show you the proper way to wire wrap."	"Let me help. I'm really good at database entry!"	"Don't bother me while I'm getting high on catnip!"
"You mean this packing material isn't for me?"	"This jewelry making business is boring. Time for a nap!"	"I'm tired of you guys making jewelry. When is someone going to show ME some attention?"	"Dare you wake me, suffer the consequences!"	My cat, intent on bird watching

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