The suburbanite wild Turkey found a Thanksgiving Turkey Cookbook on one of the lawns in his neighborhood. After looking at it, he knew it was not safe for a wild turkey so he flew to the country where he though he would be safe. Little did he know cowboys like turkey's as well and they were quite handy lassoing animals.

A cowboy just lassoed him for the butcher in town. The turkey was sent to the butcher to be butchered for Thanksgiving.