In case you have been following the World Cup Soccer in SA and know of all the controversial decisions as to whether the balls crossed the lines of not... There is a joke doing the round that basically goes something like this: Someone asked FIFA why the chicken crossed the road... and FIFA replied, "No, it did not." :-)
I took the valence off the kitchen window, and temporarily moved it to a more convenient location for a photo shoot. I back lit the cloth with my flash unit, attached to the camera with a 3-foot extension cord. Then I put the valence back, so you don't need to tell my wife what I did. ;-)