'You have corrupt my innocent mind
Not once - twice
I know the wind-swept mystical air
It means : I'd like to see your underwear'

The Smiths: 'Miserable Lie'

Now, let's start August with a bang and my favourite ever shirt. in fact, two shirts! I am a sucker for Liberty's cotton shirts, but a new uniform policy at work (bare below the elbow!) unfortunately put a stop to that!

The black shirt once belonged to Morrissey. Reader, do not ask how I came into its possession. Just enjoy the smug shot.