She could do an ad about how strong Bounty paper towels are.

Puppies often enjoy toys that are "home made." Like the standard "sock with a knot" that we gave Tara when we needed something that could be disinfected to control the giardia she originally came with. Even though she is allowed more toys now, she loves to play tug of war with me and her sock. Today she saw a paper towel in my hand and danced to play with it. So, we spent a little while doing tug 0f war. Then, she took the paper towel off by herself to shake and beat up on it for a bit. Finally, I rolled the paper towel into a ball which she played fetch with. Who knew that one sheet of a paper towel could be such a versatile dog toy? After all this, when I went to throw the paper towel away, I found it without a single tear. Wrinkled yes. Torn no. Amazing. That was one strong paper towel. It was also a lot of fun for the puppy.