"You have the most beautiful eyes,
Can I have them when you are done?
I promise to take really good care of them.
I will pickle them and put them in a really pretty jar,
Which will get set on my kitchen window sill so they catch the morning light.
And every so often during the day,
As I pass through the room,
I will take it down from the shelf to stare into them longingly,
Whilst I fondle the jar...
Lovingly."


Quoth the GraveDigger

Makeup by Allen Hopps