This is me, after a violent pillow-fight I think, can't remember how I ended up in this sorry state.
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I know, I know. Four male friends spending a weekend together in a mountain resort, shades of Brokeback you say, but nothing happened except the start of a lasting friendship. Honest. Don't believe everything you see.
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By the way, that's a Casio liquid-crystal digital watch on my left hand! That's how we tell time back then. It beats looking at the position of the sun in the sky, but hey, it wasn't the dark ages you know.