Badminton at Kirton!

Faster pussycat faster	Cross my heart and hope to win!	See, I can overcome gravity. None of this sword dancing nonsense
Faster than a speeding shuttlecock!	Ready....ready....ready....	~&*@~ missed it!
Over and Under!	Adrian has not lost the plot - he's just missing!	The Tristan two-step
Ah, a secret Morris man	Come on then!	Ooooooooooo errrrrr Mrs
And then I did my robot impression and scared him!	Concentration	followed by movement!
It's all gone horribly wrong! I'm B-team; Get me out of here!	Up up and away!	Hello sweety!
The world famous Kenneth Williams impression!	Get down Shep!