Some things are obvious, but if you did not hear Sarah Palin's speech to the GOP
convention Wed., Sept. 3, 2008, then this gallery does not mean much to you. The point is that Ms. Palin had received criticism for being a hockey mom only two years ago. Her response was to note the difference between a pit bull and a hockey mom. Lipstick. To better illuminate this for the conceptually impaired, I have created this gallery.

Fortunately, my model here works cheap.