"if only it were truly very simple like this... I could distinguish black from white with a whim"

If I were so bold as to make a story, I would use these blades to battle good and the EVIL.

# Pacific Cutlery custom 5 inch DEEP BELLIED weehawk blade (with anti PC sharpened false edge thank you very much). Polished handles with White Micarta inserts.. Yeah the scanner makes it look REAL yellow and real aged.
# Bali-Song Cutlery custom 4 inch weehawk blade (sharpened edge Mrs. Prime Minister) with Black micarta inserts in sesame seed mirror polished handles.