Well, it was the holiday season, and Santa Claus got into
the catnip a little early, and decided to wrap one of his
naughty elfinettes in Christmas lights, rather than the sorry
excuse of an artificial tree left out by space-impoverished
yuppies. What a surprise they found upon returning home from work!
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Ah, the things I do for Ol' Saint Nick...!
16-DEC-2004
So, where would you like to hang your ornaments...?