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 "Forgiveness can't find you if you don't stay awake...." |
 "Redemption can't find you if you don't keep quiet!" |
 "There's an emergency!" |
 "Should I assist?" "No!" |
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 "Yeah, quadratic equations are so hot, I got one tattooed to my ass." |
 "I heard Kathy Lisi say that Timmy Sullivan took her to Coney, and she had an orgasm right there on the pirate ship ride....." |
 "...it was just the motion, up and back, high in the sky, she just leaned back and had one right there!" |
 "Do boys like you better when they're drunk?" |
 "Take this down to the Crypt." "NO WAY! Patty Rosellio says if you go down there, Mother Butler puts a virginity curse on you." |
 Stealing from the Donations Box |
 "Stacey's push-up! Can I keep it?? I need it!" |
 "The lord said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody floody!" |
 "Give it back!" "No way!" |
 "I'm pregnant!" |
 Checking for lice |
 Checking for lice |
 Putting on our "battle helmets" |
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 "What the hell did she think would happen??" |
 "There are a ton of rich people who pay for babies all the time!" |
 "Movie hunks and red carpet soirees...." |
 "When you're an old lady, you can write a MOVIE about it!" |
 "My life WOULD make a pretty awesome movie!" |
 "Hello, Hunk-Mania!" |
 "I'll take role..." |
 "What if this is, like, the best thing that's ever happened to me?" |
 "Do it without the attitude, or don't do it at all." |
 "Sister, that's not mine...." |
 "Screw you" |
 "I'm sorry, I don't usually hit girls in your condition" |
 "Was it worth it? Giving up every dream you ever had?" |
 "It's going to be fine, I swear!" |
 "Just give me 20 minutes, I'll be out of here, gone!" |
 "Give me 5 minutes, three steps, anything!" |
 "St. Jude, friend of the desperate, bring me the help of heaven..." |
 "St. Jude, helper of the hopeless... I know you're real busy helping blind people and retarded kids, but...." |
 "Please St. Jude, I don't want to be a lost cause!" |
 Sneaking in at dawn |
 "Get out!" |
 Grabbing the confiscated unmentionables |
 "Are you alright?" |
 "You think you're so great?? You're not! You're just a stupid girl who got in trouble and then got real lucky." |
 "Skirt check, NOW!" |
 "You promised! |
 "Gloria zip it up!" |
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 "I'm gonna be mysterious and outrageous!" |
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 "Here.... don't tell anyone you got it from me." |