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"Forgiveness can't find you if you don't stay awake...." |
"Redemption can't find you if you don't keep quiet!" |
"There's an emergency!" |
"Should I assist?" "No!" |
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"Yeah, quadratic equations are so hot, I got one tattooed to my ass." |
"I heard Kathy Lisi say that Timmy Sullivan took her to Coney, and she had an orgasm right there on the pirate ship ride....." |
"...it was just the motion, up and back, high in the sky, she just leaned back and had one right there!" |
"Do boys like you better when they're drunk?" |
"Take this down to the Crypt." "NO WAY! Patty Rosellio says if you go down there, Mother Butler puts a virginity curse on you." |
Stealing from the Donations Box |
"Stacey's push-up! Can I keep it?? I need it!" |
"The lord said to Noah, there's gonna be a floody floody!" |
"Give it back!" "No way!" |
"I'm pregnant!" |
Checking for lice |
Checking for lice |
Putting on our "battle helmets" |
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"What the hell did she think would happen??" |
"There are a ton of rich people who pay for babies all the time!" |
"Movie hunks and red carpet soirees...." |
"When you're an old lady, you can write a MOVIE about it!" |
"My life WOULD make a pretty awesome movie!" |
"Hello, Hunk-Mania!" |
"I'll take role..." |
"What if this is, like, the best thing that's ever happened to me?" |
"Do it without the attitude, or don't do it at all." |
"Sister, that's not mine...." |
"Screw you" |
"I'm sorry, I don't usually hit girls in your condition" |
"Was it worth it? Giving up every dream you ever had?" |
"It's going to be fine, I swear!" |
"Just give me 20 minutes, I'll be out of here, gone!" |
"Give me 5 minutes, three steps, anything!" |
"St. Jude, friend of the desperate, bring me the help of heaven..." |
"St. Jude, helper of the hopeless... I know you're real busy helping blind people and retarded kids, but...." |
"Please St. Jude, I don't want to be a lost cause!" |
Sneaking in at dawn |
"Get out!" |
Grabbing the confiscated unmentionables |
"Are you alright?" |
"You think you're so great?? You're not! You're just a stupid girl who got in trouble and then got real lucky." |
"Skirt check, NOW!" |
"You promised! |
"Gloria zip it up!" |
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"I'm gonna be mysterious and outrageous!" |
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"Here.... don't tell anyone you got it from me." |