Not a colander but my favourite pair of headphones, the SONY MDR-CD280. As cheap as chips, now there's a saying not many people are not familar with, but they boom out the bass and tweak out the tweety bits just fine - what was it you said again??

Ten points are available if you can tell me who uses the catch phrase "Cheap-as-Chips" One hundred points if the answer comes from outside the UK!!