"Calcio gods, hear me! I'll train harder! I'll even take up yoga! JUST LET ME REACH IT, PLEEEEEAAAASSSEE!"

By now, however, the good ship SS Angeliño had already sailed. Milan goalkeeper Lapo Nava is still playing an active role in the drama, but the curtains are coming down. Rapidly. And the calcio gods can no longer help him, even if they wanted to.

All of the other players in the goal square, including Angeliño himself who started this in motion with a pretty impressive kick, are now just spectators.