The brave knight deftly thrust his spear between the dragon's
gaping maw and leering eye. Proving he's my warrior son, all
I had to do was stick the pieces of the vacuum hose attachment
together and he started wielding it like a spear. When mommy started
cleaning the room, he took it upon himself to rid the house of the
dreaded beast. I was pretty impressed with my offspring's marksmanship.
Lessons will be forthcoming at an early age.