Convict teen agers for sending nudie pics back and forth via cell phone.
Arrest someone for having "saggy" pants that show underwear.
Arrest a girl in a strip club for showing a bare nipple... even though a strip club is a place where a person not only must PAY to get in, but must also be 21 years of age to enter the establishment.
..But in the great wisdom of our city, it is perfectly ok to have the above (huge) poster prominently displayed at several of largest swim suit shops on the Gulf Coast while attempting to pass the city off as a "family destination..."
Now isn't that just down right ludicrous..
With a capitol "L".
Now what kind of Poo-for-brains Good Ole Boy logic does one have to have to figure out that a 6ft tall advert (that was poorly edited in order to protect the innocent?), nearly 20ft. high, behind plexiglass for all the world to see, depicting a butt naked girl on a raft in high heels, with only a "dollar ninety nine" to hide her cats "meow", is not acceptable on a public beach... ** Especially when the same beach doesn't allow butt crack, underwear, or nipples to be shown by patrons, tourists, or workers?
Goooood Ole South! If you have your bare arse exposed and your vagina hidden by $1.99 then you're good to go! ... but if you so much as think of walking down our beach with your pants sagging low, then we're going to call the Police, National Guard, FBI, CIA, FAA, SEC and your mother on you! We'll put the uproar on the local news, and might even have a community hearing (after the obligatory prayer meeting of course!) over the offense.