Carol and I went to see a stage of « Tour de France » in Carcassonne.
Luckily I had not to ride a bicycle to get there,
since the weather was very hot.
I was told that the stage winner, after a hard performance,
has the right to be kissed by a lovely girl on the podium.
Well I cannot understand why it’s strictly necessary
to cycle under the merciless sun for hours ,
in order to get a kiss from a beautiful young lady
…It’s so simple for me, I didn’t need any sport effort,
I had just to show myself around and girls came to me as bees come to honey!