I got 99 problems but packing for trips ain't one…

My board time is 5:36 AM. Problem
I have to deal with Chicago Traffic tomorrow. Problem
Yet to do a expense report for last month. Problem
Traveling and I eat like crap everyday on the road. Problem
My pants are fitting more snug than usual. Problem
I hate flying. Problem
I hate all people at airports. Problem
Parking at CLE is limited and it's a cold long walk to the terminal. Problem
My shoes need shined. Problem
I have 284 emails that need answered. Problem
Need to go to the Dry Cleaners. Problem
My truck is almost out of gas. Problem
I have weeks of dog shit in my yard that needs cleaned up. Problem
I am running out of Hard Disk space on my Laptop. Problem
My dogs breath stinks. Problem
Getting up early sucks. Problem
Our house won't sell. Problem
I hate my realtor. Problem
I have to update my weekly reports so my boss leaves me alone. Problem
Have to be on the road next week for four days, again. Problem
Left middle finger still has no feeling in it. Problem
I hate eating healthy. Problem
Tracy's car needs to go into the shop for some warranty repairs. Problem
Not enough hours in my day/week/month/life. Problem
I have no directions printed off to get to my hotel tomorrow. Problem
I started todays PaD and now feel obligated to list 99 problems. Problem
I have OCD. Problem
I probably have ADHD. Problem
Driving 55 North into Chicago is the worst experience ever. Problem
It's 8:19pm and I haven't eaten dinner. Problem
I have meetings tomorrow and still have to prep for it. Problem
Keep meaning to floss more often. Problem
Did I mention I hate people at airports. Problem
Hotel Room Coffee is awful. Problem
I hear American Idol in the other room, they all suck this year. Problem
Very much dislike the color Orange. Problem
Don't like shooting in Aperture Priority Mode. Problem
Thinking the transmission in my truck is acting funny. Problem
Still can't figure out Layers in Photoshop. Problem
Thinks it's unreasonable to wake up before 4 AM. Problem
Can't stand any network/cable news anymore. Problem
iCloud. Problem
Carrying two phones. 1 work, 1 personal. Problem
Concourse D. Problem
TSA. Problem
Winter. Problem
Batteries in my mouse dies, finding 2 AA's to replace. Problem
People driving slow in the left lane. Problem
Never being able to reset the Oil Life Monitor in my cars. Problem
Living in Ohio in the Winter. Problem
Traveling with 5 separate chargers. Problem
Basically living out of Panera Bread locations in-between client meetings. problem
GoPro battery life, sucks. Problem
Dropping form your VPN connection while sending an important email on the road. Problem
Showing up in a city and forgetting WHICH Hampton Inn your staying at. Problem

I know I could crank out all 99 problems today (or more) but I think at about 47 I was feeling pretty shitty about complaining about anything in my life. Who am I to complain? Okay, I will bitch about a 5:46 AM boarding time. Thats crazy early to be doing anything but sleeping!