Both songs immediately came to mind as I hit my keyless remote fob on my keyring to get into my Truck.

Nothing. It took me a second to remember days of old when one had to PUT a KEY in the door lock to operate it. Progress makes us dumber…

Of course I have a dead battery? 57,383 miles on the odometer coupled with multiple days of sub zero weather and have me running late for a apportionment all colliding at once in my driveway… Its the trifecta of bad luck!

Fired right up but now I am going to be battery shopping sooner than later.