"Honey, he's using Sears 15 year Weatherbeater Latex!"
What a crazy world, Mardi Gras is. Women love to get stamped, painted, or just have a sticker saying something slapped on 'em. What am I saying...those Penis Police girls slapped a "Yaay! I Have A Big Penis!" sticker on my ass, and I didn't know it until I took off my pants that night. Yay! Even I didn't know that!